Here are the chronological happenings of the game. I couldn't write down everything. There were too many situations in the 80 minutes.

25 seconds: First pass from the right to the center. Jemina shoots from 7 meters, misses the right post.

2. First corner from the right.

3. Brutal tackle from a K-Pallo player against Ronja. One of the roughest junior football fouls I have ever seen. Yellow card. Dark-yellow, I'd like to say.

5. Siiri has to leave the field because of earrings.

6. Great pass from Siina towards to Ilona, centrally in front of the goal, shot from 18 meters under the crossbar, 0-1.

7. Fast counter attack for K-Pallo. The shot misses the right post.

8. Nice pass from Ilona to the right to Ronja. Moves into the penalty area, but misses the right passing moment. Defender2corner. Ilona delivers a crossball. Leonna heads the ball, but misses the left post.

10. Ronja on the right versus 3 opponents, then passes to the center, Siina from 8 meters above the goal.

11. Siiri helps the very sleepy defense and saves the ball as last player.

12. Ronja passes to the right wing to Ilona. Moves into the penalty area. Shot to the goal. Misses on the left.

13. The team avoids defense work. Looks like everything thinks it will work out anyway. But it's only 0-1 yet. 30 meters shot for K-Pallo. Pinja saves.

16. Lots of faulty passes on both sides.

18. With her first scene after coming into the game, Anette moves forward on the left wing, then passes to the middle to Siiri. Firm shot to the left corner, 0-2.

20. Siiri to the right to Ronja. Moves into the penalty area, but shoots from too tight angle to the keeper instead of passing back. Corner.

21. Solo from Anette on the left through various opponents. Shot to the keeper.

22. The K-Pallo run away from our defense several times in a row. Luckily without causing any harm to our goal.

23. Ilons strongly secures a ball in the middle circle from an opponent and passes quickly to Siiri. One turn and a pass to Ronja on the right. Solo run from 30 meters into the penalty area. A shot straight to the keeper, but it ends in the net nonetheless, 0-3.

26. Another tight angle shot from Ronja to the keeper at the short post.

27. Excellent attack via Kiia - Ilona - Ronja. The latter is eventually through and - read 26. again. ;)

28. Brilliant pass from Siiri through the defense line to the half-right wing where its once again Ronja who gets the pass. This time she moves forward centrally to the goal and scores the 0-4.

29. Ilona wins the ball on the right end of the penalty area from a defender and shoots at the keeper. Quite unlucky for the keeper, the ball bounces between her legs into the goal 0-5.

31. Siiri with a shooting chance centrally without opponent. Above the goal.

32. Excellent through-pass from Ilona to Siina. Lob to the corner of the goal, 0-6.

36. Fantastic through-pass from Anette to Siina. She breaks through, but then surprisingly runs with the ball next to the goal behind the goalline. The goalkick comes straight to Ronja who cannot resist trying from the same too tight angle for the fourth time. This time the shot misses the left post. I would have really liked to see a learning effect by now: it's too difficult to score a goal from almost the goalline. Better is to pass it back, so that another player can shoot at the goal.

37. Double shot chance for Anette and Ilona from approx. 15 meters. Paried and above the goal.

38. Leonna secures the ball on our right defense side, passes to the left to Anette. Solo from the middle line to the penalty area. Shot above the goal.

Halftime.

The goal for the second half is that the new keeper Ronja won't get the ball once. Spoiler alert: I stopped counting after she had to save the day for the fifth time.

44. Corner from the right. Nothing.

45. Our last player dribbles too slowly and loses the ball. A striker breaks through, but her shot comes straight to Ronja. Needless to say, if we make such a mistake next week against GBK, they will definitely score a goal. Don't dribble the ball as last defender. Ever.

46. Siiri.... hmm, I wished I'd knew how to translate the word "stecken" in a football-sense to English or Finnish. Well, a certain kind of neat pass forward. To Anette. 1v3. Shot from too tight angle from the left to the keeper. Corner. Anette brings it, Jemina shoots from 16 meters, misses the left post.

48. Our defense acts in slowmotion and a striker gets a shooting chance. Ronja paries. She then kicks a long ball forward to Siiri who continues to Anette in the center. She breaks through and marks the 0-7.

51. Another strong through-pass from Siiri to Siina on the half-right. Her shot is blocked by the keeper, but the ball drops straight to Pinja's foot who puts the ball into the empty goal, 0-8. Could have been slightly offside. Impossible to tell without a linesman.

54. Once-in-a-ifetime-goal for K-Pallo. Shot straight to the right triangle of the goal, 1-8.

55. The game has reached the lowest quality point now. We don't play our planned game. But it's not easy in such a game, with such a score, I understand that. Still dislike it though. ;)

56. Ilona runs towards the goal, misses the right moment to pass, thus a defender stops her. Luckily, the ball bounces to Siiri who reacts very quickly and passes to Siina on the right. Siina delivers a "Kirsche", as say in German, a "cherry". Don't ask me why it's called that. I can only say that her shot was a typical Kirsche which dropped into the left corner, 1-9.

59. Good pass from Ilona to Siiri on the right wing. Direct lob above the keeper, 1-10. Smart finish.

67. I stand corrected: The lowest point of this game came after 60 minutes. For 8 minutes, total chaos reigned the game, and I don't mean the band with that name. It would have been cool if they would have been attending this game, but they weren't. Instead, one could only wait for the game to end. Pinja with a shot next to the goal send a small sign of life after 67 minutes.

71. Anette gets fouled 22 meters in front of the goal on the half-left wing. The coach commands Jemina to the freekick as they did some extra freekick training the day before. She shoots and the ball dives into the lower left corner of the goal, 1-11. Almost, although not exactly, as trained, but goal is goal.

77. It gets really cold in this area in mid August after the sun is behind the horizon. I understand now why Finns already start talking about winter in August. Brrr.

78. Nice lob from Ilona. Misses the right post.

80. Last scene. Counter for K-Pallo. Foul from Piitu. Freekick into nowomansland. Fitting end for this game.

K-Pallo surely has improved since our home game. They hopefully will continue to train and play as much as they can. Our next opponent is GBK. With 11 victories in 11 games and 78-1 goals, it's time that someone gives them proper contra. Will it be us? We will see.